Donald Trump Style Self-Talk Exercise: Talk Like a Billionaire President - Daily Rant #39
Donald Trump is a master simulation hacker who always speaks his desires into reality. He’s a master manifester, and maybe we can all learn from him.
Rant#39 - Talk to yourself like Donald Trump does
Today, we’re going to have a little fun role-playing Donald Trump. For this exercise, we’ll pretend to think, feel, and talk like this prolific simulation hacker. Why? To see how it feels, that’s it.
I’ve already written a Simulation Hack article about Donald Trump, and you should probably read it first.
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For added value and comical effect, read the following rant in Donald Trump’s voice and style of speaking. Become Donald for these next few minutes, but include your name, desires, and specifics in the text below.
I am the greatest that ever lived
I, (your name), am a perfect human being, the pinnacle of creation. There’s never been a more perfect being under the sun. The world is full of perfection and beauty, but I’m still better. I’m not bragging - it’s the truth. Many say they’ve never seen anyone quite so perfect, smart, strong, and capable as me. I have to agree. It’s not me saying it. Many people are saying it, and it’s true.
I am the best, and I deserve the best. I am the best (insert your work, desire, skill). I am the greatest writer (insert your thing) that ever lived. I am a tremendous trader. I am just the best human being alive, really. I am the perfect version of myself in a perfect world, and this is a perfect day. I am the best father, and I am the best husband.
I am a genius. I always know exactly what to say and do. I do everything right. All my decisions are perfect. I’m never wrong. I always take the right turn. I always make the right choice.
I am the most successful and rich businessman in the world
We live in a world of absolute abundance. It’s true. There is abundance everywhere we look, especially in nature, but also in humanity. I live in the greatest country in the world, in the best time to be alive and to succeed. Many have been very successful.
Many are very rich. But I’m the richest! I am the most successful of them all. I am the best. People can’t believe their eyes when they see how successful I am. It’s just the truth, and we all know it. Everybody wants to be like me, but there’s only one me. I inspire people to become more successful with my example and help those I can. My success is their success, and their success is my success.
I make the most money. The best money. Piles of money. Mountains of money. I don’t even know where to put all this money anymore. I make the best deals. I am the most successful person I know.
My business is the greatest business in the world, and I am the greatest businessman that ever lived. It’s all so easy for me, so natural. People say I was born to do this job. I am just so great at it. I’m not saying it, people are saying it, so it must be true.
Whatever I touch turns to gold
I don’t know what it is, but I can’t seem to miss. All my investments make money. All my business decisions are right. All my businesses are thriving. Many businesses are thriving, but mine are just better. I have tremendous luck in business.
People are dying to buy my products and use my services. It’s true. Many people have told me this themselves. Everybody loves to do business with me. I’m always fair, and together, we do great things—wonderful things. Beautiful things.
Whoever works with me is better for it. Everyone says they love working with me, and they have tremendous benefits from meeting me. Together, we can do great things - big things like the world has never seen before.
Money loves me
People say they love money, but I no. Money loves me, and I simply allow it to love me. It’s begging me to make something with it, to use it. Who am I to say no? I welcome it with open arms, and with my amazing wisdom and charm, I impregnate any money that comes through my hands, and it makes wonderful little baby money. Money keeps multiplying in my life, over and over again. It’s true.
I’ve been told that I am a money magnet. I don’t know about that, but I just can’t stop making more and more money all the time. Every day, in every way, I have more money. I keep getting money from expected and unexpected sources. When it rains, it pours, and it’s been pouring money for ages.
Wherever I go, people are giving me money. The more I spend, the more money I have. I can’t even spend it anymore; everything is free for me. It’s uncanny, really it is. People ask me all the time - (your name), how do you do it? How are you making this much money? How are you this good? What can I say? Money just loves me. I mean, I like money, but I don’t chase it. Money chases me. I attract money by being so awesome. Everywhere I go, money follows. It’s like money’s in love with me.
I am the wealthiest man alive
Many people have lots of money, but I have more. Many people are rich, but I’m wealthy. Many are wealthy, but I’m wealthier still. People say millionaires are lucky, but I’d be sad and miserable if I were only a millionaire. I think millionaires are losers. Everyone can be a million. That’s easy.
I’ve been a billionaire for so long that I’m used to it. That’s like a thousand millionaires and change. I never think about money. I don’t look at prices. I just don’t care what things cost. I always have more than enough. That’s poor people talk. I’ve heard them talk. It’s true.
I don’t just have enough. I have the most. I am the best, and I am the richest. I hear people say they’ve never seen a man so rich before, and I believe them. I am the greatest billionaire that ever lived, but I’m not comparing myself with anyone. That would be cruel to them, and no one is my competition anyway.
I am a kind, generous, benevolent billionaire. I give huge amounts of money to good causes—causes I believe in. I am a good person, and money is a force of good in my hands. I give away millions every year, and it feels so good. Yet, my bank account only grows and grows—never down, only up.
I have the best things
This world is full of wonderful things, but I have the best. My things are perfect. I only have the best, and I deserve only the best.
My house is the most beautiful house anywhere in the world. It’s absolutely perfect. It’s the greatest house ever built. Even I couldn’t buid a more perfect house. It can’t be outdone. That’s how perfect it is, and I live there. I love living in my perfect, gorgeous house with my perfect, gorgeous wife. I am a lucky man. Many say that this house is lucky that I live there, but I don’t know about that.
I have the best cars, airplanes, and boats, and I don’t even care. I have the best properties. Tremendous properties, the best there are. Irreplaceable. People are begging me to sell them, but I say no. These are my beautiful properties, my houses, my apartment buildings, my investments. They’ll make money for my kids and their kids and their kids. Soon, I’ll have all the best properties in this world. Some say I already do, but I don’t know. The world is a large place.
Everybody loves and adores me
Wherever I go, people love me. They cheer for me. Everyone wants to know me and work with me. Everybody likes making deals with me. I’m fair, you know. I always make the best deal possible for everyone involved. There are many good deal makers out there, but I’m the best. It’s true. People tell me that I’m the best all the time, and I believe them. When I make a deal, everyone prospers, everyone’s happy, and we all walk away satisfied.
When I enter a room, it’s like light has illuminated darkness. People show me their love all the time, and I appreciate it. I love them, too. It doesn’t matter what I say or do - people will always love me. I am the most loveable human on this planet. They adore me. Everyone just wants to be around me, talk to me, and is thinking of me all the time. I feel it. I like it. They’re wonderful people, and I love them all.
I am love personified
Have you ever loved someone? I mean, really loved someone? Have you? Well, you haven’t loved like Donald Trump loves, I can tell you that. I love you all greatly and perfectly. I am the greatest lover that ever lived. Everyone feels seen and heard around me. They feel accepted and respected. People just love being around me.
I am love. I am all the love in this world. I love everyone and everything, and everyone and everything loves me. I am the greatest lover of all time. My lovers tell me that all the time. Some call me the God of love, but I don’t know. I’ve even heard them say I’m the God of sex. Their words, not mine. I would never say that. My lovers are saying that about me.
I never chase people. They always chase me. Everyone wants a piece of my love. Everyone wants to be with me. People tell me all the time how beautiful and attractive I am. What can I say? It is what it is. I am attractive. I am irresistible. I am beautiful. I am strong. I am fit. I am sexy. I am perfect. I feel people’s love and adoration everywhere I go. I bade in their love and attention. They can’t stop thinking of me. They’re all crazy about me. It’s cute, and I appreciate it.
I love this life. I love this planet. I love this universe. It’s no ordinary love. No! Mine is a tremendous, deep, all-encompassing love. It’s a perfect love. Love flows through me. I am a conduit for perfect love. The universe loved through me. God loves through me. I feel his love all the time. Love is everywhere, and I just love, love, love it.
I can and will achieve everything I want
Many people set their goals and then try to achieve them. I never try. Oh no. I decide on something, and it’s done. There is no maybe. There is no try. There is no doubt. The moment I decide on something, it is done. It’s always done. I always get what I want, and I get it instantly.
No one can stop me! I’m the best manifester in the history of the world. I close my eyes and make a wish, and the whole world conspires to make it happen. I always get what I want. I am an unstoppable force of nature. I don’t wish for things. I command the universe to give me what I want.
I am the best that ever lived, and I can be, do, and have whatever I want. People tell me all the time that they’ve never seen anyone be this lucky. They ask me, how do you do it, (your name)? How do you always get what you want? How do you always achieve everything you set out to achieve and it’s always the best? How are you so good at this?
I tell them it’s just who I am. It comes naturally to me. I just know that I can achieve all I want. I just know that I always get what I want. I never doubt. I never waiver. My faith in myself and my power to get what I want is infinite. When I decree something, it is done, and no one can ever change that now.
I am the most powerful being in the universe
Many people are strong. I am the strongest. Many people are powerful. I am the most powerful. It’s not a competition. It’s just the truth. People compliment me all the time on how strong and powerful I am.
Some say it’s not fair that I’m so effortlessly perfect, strong, healthy, fit, and powerful. I say that bullshit! I deserve it. I am it. I am power. I am strength. I embody power. I radiate strength.
Everyone who comes into contact with me is automatically stronger, healthier, and more powerful. I am like the sun, enhancing everyone and everything with my inherent power.
My power is limitless. I am the most powerful being in the universe. I use my infinite power for good. We build great things. Wonderful things. Perfect things. I deserve this power, and the world is a better place because I am the most powerful man alive.
Well, how did that feel?
Not bad, right? A bit over the top, most likely, but otherwise, it feels good to believe in and love yourself like Donald Trump does. We could all use a bit more self-love, self-confidence, and belief in our abilities and worth.
Remember, this is meant as self-talk. Its purpose is to make us feel better about ourselves and reprogram our brains to think better thoughts. You can’t be too confident. You can’t love yourself too much. You can’t have too much faith in yourself. You can’t give too much love, either.
What do you think would happen if we talked like this or similarly to ourselves for about a year?
I’m guessing three things:
We would slowly get used to it. Initial resistance would subside, and we would get more and more comfortable with these ideas and beliefs, slowly adopting them for ourselves.
We would automatically think better thoughts and most definitely feel better about ourselves and the world around us.
This inner change would be reflected in our lives. It has to be—as within, so without. Our self-love would show itself in every step, and our confidence would be reflected in everything we do. The whole world would adapt to this new us, and our lives would be better for it.
You don’t believe it? Just look at all that Donald Trump has achieved and how he is loved by millions of people. He’s also a bit of a dick, which makes the other half of his country hate him, but that’s another issue altogether. Try walking in his shoes every once in a while and see how it feels. You never know where it leads, dear one.
ABOUT DAILY RANTS
Dear reader, this is my daily rant, meant for myself and not for you. It’s random, unfiltered and messy. My reality is not your reality. I write these thoughts with the intention to process ideas better myself and mold my mind to my liking, and, with it my world. I share them with you in the hope they may be useful to you in some way. If you’re here, there’s a reason for it.
They have helped me beyond words to find inner peace, connect with the all, improve my relationships, remove mental blocks, heal, and alter my reality in more ways than you could possibly imagine.
My perspective will be different than yours, and that is okay. If you find some ideas interesting and useful, play with them. Build upon them. Ignore and leave out the rest. I would encourage you to make a daily habit of writing such rants according to your perspective, ideas, beliefs, desires, and personality.
Don’t just read my rants, write your own!
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